Saturday, February 22, 2014

Lexical Analysis of song "sunny sunny : Yaariyan"

Lately this song was making that stupid repetition on almost all the FM channels. Let me honest with you I was little impressed with the loud music which is better for all the drivers who love mixed combination of drink and drive. But then I started to give my little and precious attention to the lyrics of the song and voila I got another entry for the lexical analysis section of my blog.
First of all it is another master piece from the crap production house of YO YO China I mean Honey Singh. It is typical Honey Singh song where you can get loudest possible music and vulgar lyrics. Ok now coming to the song. I actually loved this song. No seriously I loved it. In my opinion it is very informatics song with reality of our generation. I mean no other song could explain the color of water in the same song where a youth is asking for the photograph. I just loved it. In my opinion it should also be in the league of “pyar wala love” song.
so here is the song for you.

Aaj blue hai paani
Paani pani paani paani paani
Meaning: here it comes, finally we have the answer to the question “what is the color of water”. You must be wondering why they repeated paani paani so many times? Obviously they are inspired by the Rahul Gandhi interview and repeated the whole crap for 6 times.
Aur din bhi sunny
Sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny
Meaning: I am not sure which sunny is getting introduced here. Din  bhi hai sunny sunny is like picking up the sunny leone collection for a particular day from your  100 gb P*rn collection. Yeah repetition is once again to support kattar soch nahi yuva josh.
Aajaao on the beach yaar
Photo meri kheench, phooti kismat hogi teri
Gar tune ye baat na maani”
Meaning: so the dude has asked people to come to the beach and guess what he is even now asking for the click just for his Facebook DP. I mean seriously in the lessons of Water and Sunny leone he is now even asking for facebook display pic.  And to justify his act he even showed bad luck if someone fails to understand his demands. Sala actor na hua kejriwal ho gaya ki baat nahi maani to dunia hi galat ho gayi.
Sunset ka time ho
Thandi-thandi ret ho”
Meaning: ok things look really good at the time of sunset and obviously no one wants to have garam garam ret. So this line is perfectly describing the coming few lines of the song.
Let's go to party yaara
Mujhse na ab wait ho
Music chala do
Shuru karo party ho gayi der”

Meaning:  obviously no one wants to wait for a party but how can you enjoy a party without music? So lyricist insist to play music  so that one could start party.
Bottle pila do mujhko
Bas phir yaara, i don't care”
Meaning: first of all no one mention bottle of what? See in case of kejriwal one can understand bottle should be of Benadryl or other cough syrup and in case of Modi one can understand bottle of tea and for Rahul baba a bottle of milk, but what about others? And yeah I don’t care.
And then once again scientific lesson of paani with the combination of Sunny.
“Ek tu ho, main hoon
Aur sea-side pe paani ka shor”

Meaning: awww probably this is the most romantic line ever written, ek tu ho , main hoon aur sea side pe paani ka shor. Salo sea side pe paani ka shor nahi aayega to kya railway engine ki aawaj aayegi. .

“Aaja meri baahon me Girl what you waiting for
Tujhko me leke chalun phir pyari si yacht pe”

Meaning: and this is known as the ill effects of the movie like “wolf of wall street” , even a Bollywood hero is thinking of going to take a ride on yacht with his gf.

“Ho jaayenge hum talli Malibu ke shot pe
Meaning: first of all let me introduce you all with Malibu, it is Caribbean rum made up of coconut. It is one of the awesome drinks I have ever drunk. Now coming back to the song, you get ghanta after drinking Malibu in the name of kick. I mean it is a very light drink and one starts getting feeling after some time. So becoming talli with Malibu is worst option.

Seriously such kind of songs are just loud music and nothing else but yeah these songs are a fuel to my blog by becoming such a crap entry.



Sunday, February 16, 2014

liberalization? not in our society


Many people narrate sad story of license raj in India. I am sure you must have heard one as well. If not, then let me tell you in brief that you need to take permission for literally everything from Indian government. Want to buy a car? Go and knock the door of government. Want to install one more machine at your factory? Go and ask government whether they like idea or not. Actually leaders of that era want to have secured economy with no interference of anyone else.  I must tell you that was the bad phase and indian economy was on brink of collapsing for more than 10 times in 4 decades. In several occasion india has to sell out its gold reserves just to keep economy running. So you can understand the poor condition of indian economy at that time.
So has the condition improved? Yes thanks to Manmohan Singh and Narsimh Rao Indian economy took U turn and India became liberal economy. Since then India is one of the looking after economies in world. It is a matter of fact that India was one of the limited economies which survived 2008 economic recession. Anyways my point is not limited to give lecture on Indian Economy. With the awesome performance of current indian government many people have become economist and day night giving lectures on how to improve economy.
Anyways coming to the topic, are we really a free society. May be in terms of economy, but not otherwise. Fortunately or unfortunately indian parents are still of that era. They love to be in secured zone. May be it is still the reason that india is not a land of entrepreneurs.  Indian parents are still in that world where they believe to take decision for their wards till parents are able to take decisions. I mean take an example from 3 idiots, a baby was labeled with the tag of engineer just moments after his birth. That baby ( madhvan yaar) was not even allowed to take decision of his career. Is it limited to movies only? Are you fucking kidding me? It is everywhere. May be some parents are improvised version but not all. Maximum infact I must say more than 95% are in that zone.
The poor kids in india live in the secured citadel of their parents . till the moment they understand the real definition of risk it is actually too late to take any. The real tussle starts early in the life. want to study arts instead of science? Oh but then how will you become engineer? So poor kid ends up wasting his life in studying physics maths etc when he was not able to understand even a simple concept of vector. Anyways after getting first shock as a failure he somehow manages to clear the school and start thinking about his future as something. But hey don’t you remember you were tagged as future engineer just moments after your birth and he ends up fighting hard to clear entrance exam of IIT.
To cut the story in short, in every moment that kid was not even allowed to take any decision and then one day the same indian parents come into the picture and say I am highly disappointed with my child he is not like that xyz kid of someone else. Why should you be proud of your kid. That poor fellow ends up killing himself and his dreams at every stage of his life just for the sake of your happiness and in the end when he is destroyed to the core you are not happy. Holy grace. What more do you want from a dumb robot. Yeah dumb robot because till this moment he is just following someone’s orders and following you like a blind person.
If you wanted to make him something it would have been better if you have allowed him to take risks. It would have been better if you have encouraged him to do things in his own way. Come on even a kid learns taking his first step after falling down several times.  So what is wrong if he fails in some of his decisions, at least he will learn something but just showing that he is foolish and can’t take any decision is only making him dumb and you are actually encouraging him not to take any decision.
Now why I took the example of indian parents and indian govt. The reason is simple restricted world could give only restricted results. Restricted thinking could only give restricted possibilities and restricted outcomes. All I want to say is that try to become liberal like indian economy. May be things could improve a little bit.