Namoone you meet on last day of your exam

So now I have become MBA or let me say in this way, I have got 2 most desired degrees in India. I can describe my MBA journey in 3 words only “Marketing, Branding and Adventurous”. Well If I ever get time or hit by nostalgia in near future I will surely write one more on MBA life.

So yesterday I wrote my last exam as student life. It was supposed to be toughest exam of MBA (at least of 4^th semester). As usual I reached examination centre (yes Mumbai University gives centres as according to your area preference) much before the time. So after glancing all notes and reading something more important on mobile I put all study material in my bag and started observing people there. Then I observed that I can categorised all in some relevant categories (yeah I know my MBA mind, it never stop working in segmenting things).

1)      Studious: this category belongs to those students who don’t want to leave book at any cost. These are those types of students who put study material back into their bag at 2:59PM for 3:00PM exam. No wonder these are also those people who stop writing at 6:00PM for 3-6 exam.  You can see him carrying tons of reading material, with 100s of pens, ID card and admit card in most secured way. You will not see these people talking to other people. They even don’t bother if anyone is observing them.

2)      Mediocre: this category is not that studious but they pretend to others that they are studious. They are only interested in listening to discussions of other students. They try to show that they are more anxious people even Brokers of share market are nothing in front of them. They too carry tons of material but mind it they are yet to start from any. They are more interested in increasing rumours (these are same people who claim they have got leaked paper, someone told them that these are important topics). These people always know someone who said something and is actually related to this exam. There are chances that when you ask them about the name of that “someone” you may probably get answers like “mere dost ka dost ka dost ka dost ........................... infinite loop”.

3)      Fattu: ok no hard feelings for them but these people are somehow related to mediocre category. These people generally cry a lot. These people try to become “RUDALI” before and after exams. They generally carry some material but still they have fear of everything.

4)      Chitters: This is the boldest category. Just 2-3 hours before the exam they don’t take pain of reading books instead they write a concise version of it in the forms of chits. Now a days, in the era of smart phones such people don’t even take a pain of making chits. They just transfer all the relevant data on their phones and use it wisely at the time of exam.

5)      Re-appearers: This is the only category of people who know their result even before appearing in exam. They know they are going to sit for same exam after 6 months. They come for exams just to boost confidence of other students. How? Simple, see there are positive thoughts and negative thoughts. To equal negative thoughts there should be equal amount of positive thoughts ( thought idea copied from equal energy principle as well from Newton’s 2^nd law of motion). In my last exam of MBA I met one such dude. I still remember his dialogue “ yaar chodd kya dekhna ab to November mai hi thik se dunga”. I mean that whole scene was actually hilarious.

6)      Unemployed quota: now this category belongs to those people who still have frustration, who just need something to vent their anger. They have just “dunia-ki-faad-kar-rakh-dunga” attitude. Now the friendcircle of such quota is actually inspiring and hilarious. At the last moment of exam they don’t care about exam but about his career option. Now I saw this dude at my examination centre. That dude was good looking, so his friends were trying to inspire him. One of his friend said to him “ come on yaar you are good looking, why don’t you try in modelling, remember one of alumni of our college is John Abraham and he got his first modelling assignment after his MBA”.

7)      Desperate lovers: Now this category is very unique and different from any other category exists. This category donot care about exams, they don’t even know which subject they are going to appear. They just want to “utilise” this last day. They know one thing that they may never meet that girl or boy ( who is supposed to be his/her crush from 1^st day of college) after this day. See they can reappear in this exam after 6 months but there is a chance that they will not get any other day to show their feelings. So they just go ahead, take risks and commit a mistake and propose that girl/boy. The result of this exercise decides how much beer cans he can drink in night.

8)      Social Networking kidde: These are those category of students who use Mobile at fullest. They update their arrival on foursquare as soon they reach their centre, then they update it on twitter that they are going to appear in final exam and finally just 2-3 minutes before exam they post on facebook and twitter that “woohooo last status update as student”. No penny for guess I did the same. I updated the whole thing on all available social media websites.

It takes lots of observation to write such article and I did it before last exam of life. Truly nothing can take place of student life where you have time for everything and have no time of everything. I hope you got its meaning.