koshish karne walo ki haar nahi hoti

Poems, poems have strong meaning. Thats why i think in hindi there are so many “ras” or say tastes for poems. Whatever be your mood , a poem is there for you. It is sometimes a reflection of your mind. It is sometimes a part of your life.

Now a day because of all the issues happening in life like job search and project and actually many others, I was kind of in a low morale. I was like why? Why such things are happening? Why always am I in such problems?

So I ended up remembering a poem written by great Shri Harivansh Rai bachchan. This poem is considered as one of the best inspirational poem ever written in hindi. It is like each and every line is written to rush an adrenaline in your blood. Here is one of my favourite poems till date.

Lehron se Darkar nauka par nahin hoti,
koshish karne walon ki haar nahin hoti
Nanhi cheenti jab daana lekar chalti hai,
chadhti deewaron par, sau bar phisalti hai.
Man ka vishwas ragon mein saahas bharta hai,
chadhkar girna, girkar chadhna na akharta hai.
Akhir uski mehnat bekar nahin hoti,
koshish karne walon ki haar nahin hoti.
Dubkiyan sindhu mein gotakhor lagata hai,
ja ja kar khali haath lautkar aata hai
Milte nahi sahaj hi moti gehre paani mein,
badhta dugna utsah isi hairani mein.
Muthi uski khali har bar nahin hoti,
koshish karne walon ki haar nahi hoti.
Asaflta ek chunauti hai, ise sweekar karo,
kya kami reh gayi, dekho aur sudhar karo.
Jab tak na safal ho, neend chain ko tyago tum,
Sangharsh ka maidan chhodkar mat bhago tum.
Kuch kiye bina hi jai jaikar nahin hoti,
koshish karne walon ki haar nahin hoti.
– Harivansh Rai Bacchan

Have Rs 28 per day? You are rich dude.

     Congrats India, not because you beat shit out of Pakistan in last one day international match; in fact not also because one of our god who was struggling to hit century made 100^th century, but because our esteemed “Planning” commission has lowered down the poverty line to Rs 28 per day.

     It means if you are earning more than Rs 28 per day, you are not poor. It means yay you are rich enough as per the standard of Indian government. So it means all those beggars who earn more than Rs28 per day may lose their license of begging.

    I never got good marks in economics even though several trees died because of that answer sheets, I mean I filled hell lots of papers in exam. Just to flaunt my writing skills, I wrote 15 pages for 20 marks question and shouted Yay beat this. Well leave it... the fact out of matter is I never got marks because of knowledge. So whom should I blame? My prime minister is economist, Planning commissioner is economist and lots of other people are economist ( like there is one pony tail cool dude who made alternative budget for Rahul Gandhi, Kind of height of sycophancy and desperation to get UCG or AICTE approval for his MBA colleges) but see the condition of economy of our country. I mean some cool dudes of our government even compared our economy with Pakistani economy. Seriously for a moment I thought Pakistan is some new super power and India is some country situated in central part of Africa.

     One more thing which I fail to understand is that why the hell everything got ruined just because term “Plan” is added to it. I mean see planning commission of India, my plans for my life, Rahul Gandhi’s plan for UP (ooopssss) or Dinesh Trivedi plan for railway. I mean mere word plan is added to something and that thing is a part of history now. Same thing is happening with planning commission. Whatever they plan for nation is more or less as beneficial to nation as having Pakistan and Bangladesh as neighbouring nations.

      So after lots of thinking ( yeah I have hell lot of time even though I am working on project, looking for job, ruining my karma etc etc) I decided to write What you can do with those Rs 28 or what you can not do with that much money.

   1)Air :See honestly speaking enjoy the benefits of free air till you can enjoy. It is still as priceless as everything shown in the end of mastercard advertisement. So you are not paying anything for it.  

    2)Water: It is also termed as free but it depends on the source. So for a moment it is also a free.

   3)Food: hmmmm leave it... It’s better to be part of team Anna. One) you will get fame. two )you can enjoy langars there.

   4)Family planning: see be honest to yourself and limit your family to as small as possible. Don’t depend on condoms provided by government hospitals. I mean in Rs 28 at least you can’t expect to purchase manforce condoms. So here celibacy is a key to success for you. 

   5)Travelling: see whatever planning commission has planned for you but Indian government has already planned one thing for you and that thing is “Screw you, we will keep on increasing price of petroleum products”. So basically It will be beneficial for you if you walk as much possible. And of course you can’t purchase cycle in that 28Rs.

Well I wanted to write more but ofcourse today I have planned to do something in my project. Did I just read word plan in my previous sentence. My project is doomed now. :(

UP ka mahayudh, satta SP k pass

Finally the overhyped UP election is over and results are out. As predicted Congress and BJP will be in legislative assembly just to show their presence because they didn’t get enough mandate to form a government and state is back in hand of SP ( Samajwadi party). To be honest UP has become Tamil Nadu of north where people are giving government either to SP or to BSP. It is too early to comment on How SP is going to rule this time because in the past party didn’t do anything in state.

UP plays a vital role in central government, of course it is the only state which has given maximum number of Prime Ministers to India. With maximum number of legislative seats and parliamentary seats, UP decides the fate of government ruling in centre.

Well all said and all done, after seeing today’s verdict it is clear that now SP is going to rule the UP. To be honest I am not expecting much to happen in coming 5 years because being a native of UP, I have seen their past governments. All SP had done in past is only limited to give license to goons to do whatever in state.

Well an optimistic in me then told me “OK lets calculate what positive things will happen in state, if SP rules it for coming 5 years”. These all are my own perception after seeing their past performance.

1) as usual students will be allowed to cheat in board exams, full on business opportunity to all UP govt teachers ( Mulayam singh yadav was a teacher)
2) IF they keep their own promise, so it means computer and english education will be disturbed in state ( by the way they are also giving laptop to students, so yo dude start downloading games)
3) all the Gundas will be busy in fighting with each other, hence you people will be safe for sometime.
4) the people from other part of UP will not complain that only Noida is developing, because now development at Noida will also be stopped.
5) and those who have visited to those elephant parks, just be ready to ride cycle there instead of elephants :D

6) The name of my own city Ghaziabad could be names “Bhabhi Durga devi” as promised earlier by SP. But I highly doubt it after seeing their muslim votebank politics, remember Ghaziabad is named after  Ghazi-ud-din.

7) The state will not be divided to 3 parts, as promised by BSP because if it ever happens BSP will start taking credits of this. So for some more years I can proudly say Banaras and other such important cities are part of my state.

8) No more elephants will be installed in parks. Seriously whenever I drive from sector 18, Noida to expresshighway, I am actually fed up of seeing those elephants and so called statues of “Dalit” leaders. Ok agree B R Ambedkar had done really something for the benefits of Dalits but why statues of Kashiram and Mayawati are there.

9) No more people will be divided on the name of caste, instead they will be now divided on the name of religion. :D

10) It is going to be big relief for all IPS and IAS officers. Obviously they were working in a threat of getting transferred after every 6-7 months gave them bad dreams.

11) It is seriously interesting point, both Mulayam Singh and Mayawati were teacher at some point of their life but still education condition of UP is poor. I hope Mulayam’s son Akhilesh who has done masters from some Australian University and bachelors in engineering will ponder in this field.

12) Tourism is one industry of UP which is badly affected by all politics, it is time to do something in this field.

To be honest I might sound sheer devil’s advocate but still I think BSP was far better than SP. Let see how my state is going to see this change in coming 5 years.

P.S. for Rahul Gandhi hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hohohohohohohohho hihihihihihihihi... nothing just wanted to clear my lungs by a good laugh. What did you think? You will come to the state, count some bones in the heap of ashes, would tell UP youth that they are beggars in Maharashtra, would eat at Dalit’s home without paying any penny, and various other nautanki and UP people would forgive you and come out in crowd to vote for you. Then let me tell you one thing _!_ take this... If a stupid leader like you couldn’t make your candidate win at your own constituency then it is impossible for you to win remaining state.