Finally the overhyped UP election is over and results are out. As predicted Congress and BJP will be in legislative assembly just to show their presence because they didn’t get enough mandate to form a government and state is back in hand of SP ( Samajwadi party). To be honest UP has become Tamil Nadu of north where people are giving government either to SP or to BSP. It is too early to comment on How SP is going to rule this time because in the past party didn’t do anything in state.
UP plays a vital role in central government, of course it is the only state which has given maximum number of Prime Ministers to India. With maximum number of legislative seats and parliamentary seats, UP decides the fate of government ruling in centre.
Well all said and all done, after seeing today’s verdict it is clear that now SP is going to rule the UP. To be honest I am not expecting much to happen in coming 5 years because being a native of UP, I have seen their past governments. All SP had done in past is only limited to give license to goons to do whatever in state.
Well an optimistic in me then told me “OK lets calculate what positive things will happen in state, if SP rules it for coming 5 years”. These all are my own perception after seeing their past performance.
1) as usual students will be allowed to cheat in board exams, full on business opportunity to all UP govt teachers ( Mulayam singh yadav was a teacher)
2) IF they keep their own promise, so it means computer and english education will be disturbed in state ( by the way they are also giving laptop to students, so yo dude start downloading games)
3) all the Gundas will be busy in fighting with each other, hence you people will be safe for sometime.
4) the people from other part of UP will not complain that only Noida is developing, because now development at Noida will also be stopped.
5) and those who have visited to those elephant parks, just be ready to ride cycle there instead of elephants :D
2) IF they keep their own promise, so it means computer and english education will be disturbed in state ( by the way they are also giving laptop to students, so yo dude start downloading games)
3) all the Gundas will be busy in fighting with each other, hence you people will be safe for sometime.
4) the people from other part of UP will not complain that only Noida is developing, because now development at Noida will also be stopped.
5) and those who have visited to those elephant parks, just be ready to ride cycle there instead of elephants :D
6) The name of my own city Ghaziabad could be names “Bhabhi Durga devi” as promised earlier by SP. But I highly doubt it after seeing their muslim votebank politics, remember Ghaziabad is named after Ghazi-ud-din.
7) The state will not be divided to 3 parts, as promised by BSP because if it ever happens BSP will start taking credits of this. So for some more years I can proudly say Banaras and other such important cities are part of my state.
8) No more elephants will be installed in parks. Seriously whenever I drive from sector 18, Noida to expresshighway, I am actually fed up of seeing those elephants and so called statues of “Dalit” leaders. Ok agree B R Ambedkar had done really something for the benefits of Dalits but why statues of Kashiram and Mayawati are there.
9) No more people will be divided on the name of caste, instead they will be now divided on the name of religion. :D
10) It is going to be big relief for all IPS and IAS officers. Obviously they were working in a threat of getting transferred after every 6-7 months gave them bad dreams.
11) It is seriously interesting point, both Mulayam Singh and Mayawati were teacher at some point of their life but still education condition of UP is poor. I hope Mulayam’s son Akhilesh who has done masters from some Australian University and bachelors in engineering will ponder in this field.
12) Tourism is one industry of UP which is badly affected by all politics, it is time to do something in this field.
To be honest I might sound sheer devil’s advocate but still I think BSP was far better than SP. Let see how my state is going to see this change in coming 5 years.
P.S. for Rahul Gandhi hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hohohohohohohohho hihihihihihihihi... nothing just wanted to clear my lungs by a good laugh. What did you think? You will come to the state, count some bones in the heap of ashes, would tell UP youth that they are beggars in Maharashtra, would eat at Dalit’s home without paying any penny, and various other nautanki and UP people would forgive you and come out in crowd to vote for you. Then let me tell you one thing _!_ take this... If a stupid leader like you couldn’t make your candidate win at your own constituency then it is impossible for you to win remaining state.
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