“har jism ki ek expiry date hoti hai”. I was shocked after listening
to this dialogue. I rechecked ticket, and confirmed that am I watching the same
movie or not. But then I realized yes script writer has written a well
researched and thought provoking dialogue. Yes every jism has expiry date and
for “Jism” movie, expiry date came a long back with the 1st Jism
movie ( Bipasha and John starred).
First thing first, it was not a porn movie and another thing
is it was not even qualified to call as movie. Why? You can thank to censor
board of India which doesn’t permit nudity in movies else Bhatt camp would have
started “Indian bangbros” a long back. (Don’t ask me details about this name.
Hit Google replace India with America and you will get an answer). It is not
qualified to be a movie because it lacks every element of movies like story,
acting, direction, etc etc etc.
Ok let me start with the story. It is a typical Bhatt camp
movie. Got my point? Well like earlier movies of Bhatt camp, story of it also
lifted from some other movie. The only difference is that earlier they used to
copy movies from Hollywood , this time they picked up a DVD of their own
production and copied “Gangster” movie ( Huh, gangster is also a copy of some Hollywood
flick). So basically JIsm 2 is a poor mixture of gangster movie and all other
movies in which Sunny Leone has acted before.
Ok so basically it is a story of a “Porn Star”( Sunny Leone)
who was used to trap a gangster (
Randeep) by a lizard type looking IB agent ( Arunoday Singh, grandson of late
minister Arjun Singh). Incidentally Sunny was ex-gf of Randeep in movie. And in
the end madam Bhatt finished movie with “Peace” message that it is not
terrorists who attack on nation but “Weapon making companies” which sell guns
for profit. How peaceful. Seriously this will solve the world problem of
terrorism. By the way in the end of this movie all the 5 characters ( yes there
are only 5 people in whole movie) shot dead by each other.
This movie was made in less than shoe string budget; In fact
I would say Shoe string cost more today than actual budget of this movie. This
movie was totally shot at Sri Lanka and with only 5-6 characters. Yes only 5-6
characters were used in movie.
1) Sunny Leone: this movie rested on the shoulder on USP of
Sunny Leone but Bhatt couldn’t make a complete Porn movie, so they had to
satisfy with making it as half star porn movie. In the movie Sunny is
introduced as a porn star who was used to trap deadliest ever terrorist Randeep
just because he was Sunny’s ex-bf. It was never clear in the movie that why she
chose this noblest profession? Ok I understand that she was upset because she
was in love with Randeep and he left her in the movie but still a profession
like “Porn Star”. Didn’t you hear other professions like BPO, Banks etc?
By the way please update me whether she was asthmatic in
movie or not, because in every 2-3 minutes she used to start breathing so hard
with all focus of camera on her “breasts”.
By god ki kasam, Sunny Leone will cry a lot after reading
subtitles of dialogues of her first movie in which she was not totally nude. And
yeah madam, acting in porn movie might be difficult but acting in real fully
fledged movie is toughest and you lost your point here. Please go and enroll
yourself in some acting school.
2) Arunoday Singh : Dude first of all congratulations. You
got a chance to hit with a porn star. You deserve applause. Because after
looking at your face and acting skills, I was sure of one thing that Jism 2
could be your last movie. Ok you have a good physique for IB officer role but
dude there is one thing which is known as “expression”, where was that in full
movie? And promise me dude you will never ever cry in front of camera. It was
looking like some lizard is giving warning to its prey.
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| basically Arunday copied crying or shouting skills from here. |
3) Randeep: Bhai, I know you are not getting movies and you
are forced to do good roles like one you acted in cocktail movie. Why the hell
did you act in this movie? You were looking like totally maniac in movie.
4) IB head: ok you were crap. That’s it
In addition there was a character of a guy who was shown as
friend of Randeep but has only 2-3 min presence on screen.
Now coming to other important points of movie:
1) songs: Bhatt movies are famous for its songs but
unfortunately it is not one of such kind of movies. 1-2 songs are good.
2) Dialogues: trust me dialogues of this movie was written
in 1970s or 1980s but used in this movie. All the dialogues were so cheesy that
for once you want to puke on the face of scriptwriter. Ok here are some samples
which I noted down at that time.
“aao is lamhe ko jee
lete hai, amar kar dete hai”
“har jism ki ek expiry
date hoti hai”
“Apne dil ki shikayat
khoon se kardi, bas ek shikayat hai ki kaash mere khoon ka rang mere ishq ki
tarah gehra hota.”
“jo aadmi apne mulk se wafadari na kar saka,
usne iske jism se wafadari kar li”
“hum dono ek dusre se
jhuth bol sakte hai, per is jism ka kya karein”
And here is golden one, my fav “Usse pyaar karna meri woh pyaas thi jisse pyaas bujhti thi meri.”
3) Location: trust me it was looking more like “ Srilanka
tourism ad” than an Indian movie. In some scenes you even forget that you are
getting tortured by poor acting and worst ever dialogues just because of these
locations.
4) Direction n story : it was directed by Pooja Bhatt, and
it is enough to tell about direction of this creepy movie. I would have written
about story as well but unfortunately there was no story in movie.
This film may get some audience because Leone’s earlier fame
but it will fail to garner more audience. Earlier I just wanted to give stars
in negative to this movie but then I realized at least I could take it as 2
hour long Sri Lanka Tourism advertise with some steamy scenes in it, hence 1
star to this movie for its locations.
* /5
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