Saturday, February 22, 2014

Lexical Analysis of song "sunny sunny : Yaariyan"

Lately this song was making that stupid repetition on almost all the FM channels. Let me honest with you I was little impressed with the loud music which is better for all the drivers who love mixed combination of drink and drive. But then I started to give my little and precious attention to the lyrics of the song and voila I got another entry for the lexical analysis section of my blog.
First of all it is another master piece from the crap production house of YO YO China I mean Honey Singh. It is typical Honey Singh song where you can get loudest possible music and vulgar lyrics. Ok now coming to the song. I actually loved this song. No seriously I loved it. In my opinion it is very informatics song with reality of our generation. I mean no other song could explain the color of water in the same song where a youth is asking for the photograph. I just loved it. In my opinion it should also be in the league of “pyar wala love” song.
so here is the song for you.

Aaj blue hai paani
Paani pani paani paani paani
Meaning: here it comes, finally we have the answer to the question “what is the color of water”. You must be wondering why they repeated paani paani so many times? Obviously they are inspired by the Rahul Gandhi interview and repeated the whole crap for 6 times.
Aur din bhi sunny
Sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny
Meaning: I am not sure which sunny is getting introduced here. Din  bhi hai sunny sunny is like picking up the sunny leone collection for a particular day from your  100 gb P*rn collection. Yeah repetition is once again to support kattar soch nahi yuva josh.
Aajaao on the beach yaar
Photo meri kheench, phooti kismat hogi teri
Gar tune ye baat na maani”
Meaning: so the dude has asked people to come to the beach and guess what he is even now asking for the click just for his Facebook DP. I mean seriously in the lessons of Water and Sunny leone he is now even asking for facebook display pic.  And to justify his act he even showed bad luck if someone fails to understand his demands. Sala actor na hua kejriwal ho gaya ki baat nahi maani to dunia hi galat ho gayi.
Sunset ka time ho
Thandi-thandi ret ho”
Meaning: ok things look really good at the time of sunset and obviously no one wants to have garam garam ret. So this line is perfectly describing the coming few lines of the song.
Let's go to party yaara
Mujhse na ab wait ho
Music chala do
Shuru karo party ho gayi der”

Meaning:  obviously no one wants to wait for a party but how can you enjoy a party without music? So lyricist insist to play music  so that one could start party.
Bottle pila do mujhko
Bas phir yaara, i don't care”
Meaning: first of all no one mention bottle of what? See in case of kejriwal one can understand bottle should be of Benadryl or other cough syrup and in case of Modi one can understand bottle of tea and for Rahul baba a bottle of milk, but what about others? And yeah I don’t care.
And then once again scientific lesson of paani with the combination of Sunny.
“Ek tu ho, main hoon
Aur sea-side pe paani ka shor”

Meaning: awww probably this is the most romantic line ever written, ek tu ho , main hoon aur sea side pe paani ka shor. Salo sea side pe paani ka shor nahi aayega to kya railway engine ki aawaj aayegi. .

“Aaja meri baahon me Girl what you waiting for
Tujhko me leke chalun phir pyari si yacht pe”

Meaning: and this is known as the ill effects of the movie like “wolf of wall street” , even a Bollywood hero is thinking of going to take a ride on yacht with his gf.

“Ho jaayenge hum talli Malibu ke shot pe
Meaning: first of all let me introduce you all with Malibu, it is Caribbean rum made up of coconut. It is one of the awesome drinks I have ever drunk. Now coming back to the song, you get ghanta after drinking Malibu in the name of kick. I mean it is a very light drink and one starts getting feeling after some time. So becoming talli with Malibu is worst option.

Seriously such kind of songs are just loud music and nothing else but yeah these songs are a fuel to my blog by becoming such a crap entry.



Sunday, February 16, 2014

liberalization? not in our society


Many people narrate sad story of license raj in India. I am sure you must have heard one as well. If not, then let me tell you in brief that you need to take permission for literally everything from Indian government. Want to buy a car? Go and knock the door of government. Want to install one more machine at your factory? Go and ask government whether they like idea or not. Actually leaders of that era want to have secured economy with no interference of anyone else.  I must tell you that was the bad phase and indian economy was on brink of collapsing for more than 10 times in 4 decades. In several occasion india has to sell out its gold reserves just to keep economy running. So you can understand the poor condition of indian economy at that time.
So has the condition improved? Yes thanks to Manmohan Singh and Narsimh Rao Indian economy took U turn and India became liberal economy. Since then India is one of the looking after economies in world. It is a matter of fact that India was one of the limited economies which survived 2008 economic recession. Anyways my point is not limited to give lecture on Indian Economy. With the awesome performance of current indian government many people have become economist and day night giving lectures on how to improve economy.
Anyways coming to the topic, are we really a free society. May be in terms of economy, but not otherwise. Fortunately or unfortunately indian parents are still of that era. They love to be in secured zone. May be it is still the reason that india is not a land of entrepreneurs.  Indian parents are still in that world where they believe to take decision for their wards till parents are able to take decisions. I mean take an example from 3 idiots, a baby was labeled with the tag of engineer just moments after his birth. That baby ( madhvan yaar) was not even allowed to take decision of his career. Is it limited to movies only? Are you fucking kidding me? It is everywhere. May be some parents are improvised version but not all. Maximum infact I must say more than 95% are in that zone.
The poor kids in india live in the secured citadel of their parents . till the moment they understand the real definition of risk it is actually too late to take any. The real tussle starts early in the life. want to study arts instead of science? Oh but then how will you become engineer? So poor kid ends up wasting his life in studying physics maths etc when he was not able to understand even a simple concept of vector. Anyways after getting first shock as a failure he somehow manages to clear the school and start thinking about his future as something. But hey don’t you remember you were tagged as future engineer just moments after your birth and he ends up fighting hard to clear entrance exam of IIT.
To cut the story in short, in every moment that kid was not even allowed to take any decision and then one day the same indian parents come into the picture and say I am highly disappointed with my child he is not like that xyz kid of someone else. Why should you be proud of your kid. That poor fellow ends up killing himself and his dreams at every stage of his life just for the sake of your happiness and in the end when he is destroyed to the core you are not happy. Holy grace. What more do you want from a dumb robot. Yeah dumb robot because till this moment he is just following someone’s orders and following you like a blind person.
If you wanted to make him something it would have been better if you have allowed him to take risks. It would have been better if you have encouraged him to do things in his own way. Come on even a kid learns taking his first step after falling down several times.  So what is wrong if he fails in some of his decisions, at least he will learn something but just showing that he is foolish and can’t take any decision is only making him dumb and you are actually encouraging him not to take any decision.
Now why I took the example of indian parents and indian govt. The reason is simple restricted world could give only restricted results. Restricted thinking could only give restricted possibilities and restricted outcomes. All I want to say is that try to become liberal like indian economy. May be things could improve a little bit.



Monday, January 27, 2014

The secret diary of Arnab Goswami

It was like worst nightmare one could ever get. I had no idea when those Asian guys came to me and told me that I’d to take interview of some senior Indian politician, that I would be taking interview of non-challenger. I was not scared as it is part of my job and I know how to make other person pee in their pants. Still those Asian guys convinced me hard that this interview will be milestone in my career. I was still eager to know about the guy.
After signing the contract, I was told that I will be interviewing some congress leaders. I was like I’d done the worst with congress after interviewing Abhijeet Mukharjee. Still my 6th sense told me that this is not going to be the ordinary day of my life. I’d tried to contact those Asian guys again to know more about the candidate. I was shocked to hear the answer. I had no idea whether I start celebrations as I would be the first one to interview him or start praying for myself for the same reason.
Yes They told me to interview Mr. Rahul Gandhi.
Everything was perfect on the D-day and he came as calm as those Asian guys after getting the deal of Rs500 crores for makeover of Rahul Gandhi. I’d already provided the set of questions to Rahul Gandhi so that he could prepare well because he was going to face the interview against none other than me. The same person who makes a panel of 6 people cry everyday with his nation wants to know algorithm, the same person who start singing requiem everytime Sanjay Jha tries to speak something.
In start when Rahul Gandhi started saying words like RTI, Women empowerment, MNREga etc I was actually happy that dude has come prepared. Then I tried to dig further, to my surprise Rahul Gandhi was like an engineering student appearing for the first job interview . He was only prepared with those 3 topics.
I wanted to listen more when I asked direct question on Mr Modi, but unlike Modi Rahul Gandhi actually answered RTI, System and other relevant crap again. At that time I even tried to become little personal and asked direct question of Subrahmaniyam Swamy about degrees of Rahul Gandhi. Even in that case he answered me RTI, system and other thing.
I wanted to scream, I wanted to shout “nation wants to know”, I wanted to get hell out of Rahul Gandhi but those Japanese guys were smart enough. They had it in contract that I should be mild with Mr. Gandhi.
After interviewing Rahul Gandhi, all I can remember is Empowerment, RTI and system. In the 2nd episode of the same show I am going to invite Mr. Kejriwal at least AAM AADMI sounds little better.

Good night


Sunday, January 26, 2014

Lucia : real or dream, a movie worth watching.

Every one of us loves to dream. Our dream could be anything. One can dream about anything, he could be filmstar in that, he could be millionaire or in fact billionaire in the dreams. You actually have no limits for the dreams. But what happens when you mingle your dreams with your real life? Result could be anything but one thing is sure it will leads to a heavy confusion.
Lucia, a Kannada movie, is all about the dreams. Here we have a “battery-showing” attendant of “talkies” who came into the contact of drug peddlers and started taking “dream-pill : Lucia”. In the dreams he is living a life of a Film start. Incidentally all the characters in the dreams are people from his real life, with the same name. Film progresses with slow pace and then you yourself start mixing the two stories and start confusing about real or dream life. What if his dream life was real and real life was mere a dream? You will come to know about it in end.
I am a big movie fan and love to see good movies of any language provided I have subtitles for it. I read about it on some social media site and one of my friends had compared it to Inception. Yes it is not inception but it is a good and balanced movie with script as the main character of the movie.
If we look the story from another angle it is also a story of our aspirations and desires. Nikki, a “battery-showing” attendant wanted to be filmstar and loves the life of film star whereas Nikki, a film star actually wants to live a simple life probably a life of “battery-showing” attendant. It is all about our dreams. We have lots of desires which couldn’t be fulfilled in our real lives but yes no body charge a damn when we enjoy such desires in our dreams. Lucia is all about it only.
My review will be incomplete if I fail to praise director for it. I read it on wiki and other sources that Director has no fund for the movie so he went on social media sites and appealed to people to participate in contribution of this movie. This cleared my doubt of showing more than 100 names in producers, associate producers list. Later on I came to know some 110 people invested in this movie and it was 1st movie in kannada to have done such experiment. In my knowledge it is 2nd movie to have asked people for funds. 1st one was “Veer Sawarkar” which was made in hindi and Marathi.
Anyways, director has done a brilliant job. He knew he was making a film on 2 different stories and he never ever tried to mix the content. In fact one part of life was showed in colors while other part of life was shown in black-n-white. In last director even tried to justify his logic of using black-n-white in one of the hospital scenes. In the end you may be confused which life was real life and which was the dream-life but it was the beauty of direction that you will end up getting all the answers by the end of movie.
It was my 3rd kannada movie till date, that’s why I do not have much knowledge about the names of actors and actresses and I am actually too lazy to check wiki for it now. Still main lead Nikki played a superb role. He actually lived 2 lives in movie.

It was a brilliant movie and yes we actually lost our chance to send it to Oscars ( it was in the list of Indian-official entry-to-oscar). 

P.S. Movie has 8.8 ratings on IMDB which is actually a rare case for any indian movie. Watch the trailor from above link.