Lexical analysis of song "Hookah Bar"

Indian lyricists never let me down; they just keep on providing enough material ( crap) for my blog. When everything was going against me and I was actually in a mood to put a board of “shop is closed” on my blog; Himesh Reshamaiya took an avatar of lyricist and wrote one of the best (crap) lyrics I have ever heard.

Let me tell you one thing honestly, I am biggest fan of HR. Only a fan like me could afford to watch first day first show of “Aapka Suroor” movie ( his 1st movie as actor). In fact I watched his second movie “Karzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” on first day second show ( yeah I actually met with the board which claimed that 1^st show of the movie was houseful on ticket counter).

Anyways a day back one of my friends suggested me this song “Hookah Bar”. I am sure she just wanted to irritate me and to test my patience when I was in worst ever mood. So I finally downloaded the whole “Khiladi 786” album, chanted Hanuman Chalisa for several times and started listening Khiladi 786 songs. I shouldn’t lie here I actually liked the entire album. It was like I got 7 new blog entries in my Lexical Analysis section of blog ( this album has 7 song and remaining are remixes). Anyways I picked up this “Hookah Bar” song for 2 reasons:

1) I actually like hookah and hookah bar which got closed last year because of government decision.

2) HR is in soul of this song. I mean he sang it, he wrote it, he performed it, he produced it, he shit it, he crapped it, he etc etc and being an ardent fan of HR ( read para number 2 for more detail AGAIN) , I picked this song.

So here is my lexical analysis of song “Hookah Bar”.

1) Teri ankhiyo ka war , jaise sher ka shikar

First thing first, “sher ka shikar” is not allowed in India anymore, so comparing anything with it is punishable crime. May be HR is still in Mughal era but then teri ankhiyo ka war is not possible in that era.

2) Tera husn dhuyedaar, jaise jalta Cigaar

Probably the best line ever written after “uche se ucha banda potty per betha nanga” line ( read my lexical analysis of song dum maro dum here). I mean just see the imagination of HR, he is claiming that someone’s face is DHUYEDAAR ( smoky) which means it looks like

Then he compared the whole thing with “Jalta Cigaar”. Now I actually know why censor board wanted to ban smoking scenes from movies at the first place. Sala actress k face ki jagah dhua imagine karoge to censor wale kya kuch khaak aur kuch sochenge.

Then HR sang the same 2 lines for some more times ( FYI just to fill the gap)

3) Tere pyar ka nasha kabhi aar kabhi paar

Is he really talking about some sort of nasha which  was actually happened because of Pyar? I mean is he really talking about Pyar ( love) or some kind of boat which one can use to go here and there.

I am telling you with such kind of songs HR is seriously going to rock the world by his lyrics ( seriously people start throwing rocks on their music players after listening to such crap).

Then a continuous loop of “tera pyar hukkah bar”. Don’t you think it is a same way used by Police , when they actually beat shit out of innocent person to prove him guilty.

4) tu jo na ho mere rubaroo

Bin tere jeene se main daru

Hai yahi tamanna meri bas tere liye jiye maru

Tera hua jo deedar baaje dil mai sitar

Tera husn dhuyedar jaise jalta cigar

Now this is something interesting, in 1^st line he is just asking him/her ( gender is not cleared anywhere, NOT MY FAULT) to be near to HR. in fact in 2^nd line he gave a way to scare HR, Just hide the person (he/she) HR love. Now in 3^rd line, he is just talking about his wish that he just wanted to live/die for him/her.

Again continuous loop of “tera pyar hukkah bar”. Ab bas bhi kar yaar pata chal gaya logo ko.

5) Jaage hum yuhi raat bhar

Hai hawaon mai awargi

Ye kashish, yeh deewangi

Hai tujhi se meri tishangi

He junoon ye sawar mai to bhula sansar

I actually don’t give a damn to this crap anymore but please someone update my dictionary. What the hell does this “Tishaangi” word means? I mean I only know one meaning of it which is hunger or thrust. I don’t know which grammar in this world will justify this line “hai tujhi se meri pyas”. Or may be like a nursery kid he just chose one word which is actually rhythmic to above line.

I don’t know why I am looking for a logic in a song like Hookah bar. Again I just forgot to mention one thing “tera pyar hukkah bar”, sala aadhe india mai to tu waise hi illegal hai.

P.S. Did anyone notice anywhere concept of hookahbar. I mean if I replace word hukkah bar with candybar or normal bar or any god damn bar, will anything change here?

P.P.S. Thanks for the government to ban Hookah Bar before the release of this shit song. Now please go ahead and ban this song as well because it is more dangerous than actual hukkah  bar. 

Lexical Analysis of Ishq wala Love

After “Dum maro Dum” song, I was actually looking for a song to do its lexical analysis and here it is brilliantly written Ishq wala Love song. I mean it is one such song which will change a way of writing lyrics of songs. I mean what a brilliant way to educate people. It will take away pain of those people who start looking for a dictionary whenever they hear any English word in hindi song. Seriously after a long time Bollywood has tried to teach masses. One should remember how lyricists of earlier age tried to teach masses with songs like C A T cat cat mane billi, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 13 karu gin gin, and a  aa ee u oo mera dil na todo. Ishq wala love song is one such song of that calibre.

So after taking tooooooooooo much time I finally tried to decode the lyrics of this song. I just wanted to know what lyricist was actually thinking when he was writing lyrics of this song. 

Surkh wala, sauz wala, Faiz wala love

Meaning: I don’t know whether surkh, sauz are some names of guys but Faiz is actually a name of guy. And that guy must be so lucky that his kind of love is some unique kind of love.  

Hota hai jo love se jyada waise wala love

Meaning: Coming to second line, I must say it is just a brilliant way to solve inequality question of mathematics. Just read this line again, hota hai jo love se jyada waise wala love. Let “x” is one such love. So this equation says x>=x. Isnt a brilliant way to solve mathematics of variable “x” or in this case love.

Ishq wala love

Meaning: here comes the marvel of writing. Ishq wala love. It is like saying kutta wala dog, chalchitra wali movie, billi wali cat etc. I mean what a unique way to teach to masses. Now you may people saying “ I ishq You” instead of “I love You”. A round of applause for lyricist who took the pain to change whole scenario of mad lovers who just feel pain of saying these golden words “I love You”. Now they can just say “I Ishq You” and feel better.

Hua jo dard bhi toh humko aaj kuch zyada hua

Ishq wala love

Meaning: now see the brilliancy of lyricist, how he even gave a new height to dard (Pain). Just feel the pain of lyricist. It is like he was already in pain and someone came from somewhere and kicked on his balls to give new height to his pain. 

Ye kya hua hai kya khabar yehi pata hai zyada hua

Ishq wala love

Meaning: Now lyricist is actually confused about the things happening. He is not aware what is happening with him; but still he wanted to scale it somehow so he also showed the maximum limit of it. Again let awareness is variable “x”, so lyricist has value of awareness more than this “x”

Agar ye usko bhi hua hai phir bhi mujhko zyada hua

Ishq wala love

Meaning: now forget about maths. He is actually trying to compare human feelings. I mean he is sure that male feels more than female. Ok on public demand it is like 

Feeling (of whatever) of male > feeling ( of whatever) of female.

See this crap here. I don’t want to write further about this crap song. I don’t even care whether any friend of mine likes it or not. For me it is just one bullshit, sprinkled with ultra crap wala shit music.