Friday, June 10, 2011

On the streets


I love my life travelling to Ghaziabad to Gurgaon. I mean I will seriously miss travelling to 70-75 KM a day for no reason. Yeah reason was there but I rate it as no reason.
Well driving is not an easy task. You don’t know about driving habits of other drivers. Then I thought to give some of my billion dollars time to write on driving habits of various people.
You daily meet lots of people on road, especially in country like India where population is more than 1.2 billion you meet some thousands of people on the road. Every other driver falls in a specific category of drivers. Here are some of the categories:
1)  Cab drivers: These are those people who think they are driving in F1 race. They have some other fellow passengers in their cab typically known as IT/BPO employees. Cab drivers are famous for driving at maximum RPM which even can make F1 race drivers shame. I mean you cannot miss a Tata Indica,Toyota quails running on maximum speed even on single lane road.
Basically these people don’t care about accidents or whatever because they do not have to pay charges infact IT/BPO companies are paying for it or rather say the company which is paying to BPO for services is paying it. So you know its 3rd party payment and no one care about it actually.
2) College going kids: These people too believe in testing car’s maximum speed. These are young brats who have ATM sitting at home ( yes I am talking about parents). So they too don’t have to worry about money in the pocket and damage on the car.
Generally you can identify those people listening any rock song on full volume (challenging government’s norms of DB scale), beer or any other alcoholic drink in one hand and one stick which continuously leaves smoke in other hand. Wait it means both the hands are occupied. Yes thats the trick which only these people know.
3) Old people: these are executives who run companies but too busy to drive their cars. Generally they hire drivers for it ( Outsourcing is everywhere :P ). Maximum speed allowed for such people are only limited to 50-60 KMPH that’s too in worst conditions.
You can easily highlight such people in cars like Accent, Mercedes, BMW or in other word a car which costs at least 15 Lacs.
4) People owning new cars: These are the people who care about their cars most, even they can for once forget about their wedding anniversary, Birthdays or any other special occasion but never ever can forget about service deadline of the car.
They are the only people ( like executives) who give daily wash to car, polish them every time and do whatever to make their cars new. These people are least dangerous on roads because they themselves don’t want to have a scratch on car.
5) women: Ok world knows that these are the worst drivers in the history of humans. Don’t know what they think when they drive. For instance they care more about lipsticks and facial makeup than concentrating on car.
They hit speed as they hard as they can and on the same time hit break as hard as possible that you can identify with the tyre marks that a woman was driving a car at that place. They talk continuously on mobile, they change song tracks often. And If ever they meet with accident whole world comes to support them and beat other person even if other person has no fault at all. Must say, these are the dangerous drivers on roads.


I’d tried to cover all the possible drivers here. 

At least now you know , you are safe on road or not. 

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Kyu mai jaagu


You know something is wrong happening with you, when you wake up at 5 in the morning on the day of SUNDAY!!!. I mean specially after a superb ,tiring, stupid, useless work which you do in office in 6 days a week. How could I justify this punch of cruel Mother Nature?
So it happened like this, I was all alone at my home. Saw many movies and other stuffs on my laptop till 2 in the morning/night ( depends what you call this time, but to maintain International standard let it be 2 am in the morning ). If we evaluate things by the order of time, I must be tiring but hey I just got wake up after 3 hours of my sleep. And since then I am trying hell to sleep back, which includes seeing so many glorified people on highly horrified TV channels like Aastha, Sanskaar and other. I too switched to MTv but that just ruined my chances of hitting bad again.
I know last 1 month is not a bed of roses for my life. I mean I am back to cruel world of corporate. I am doing nothing than hitting Gmail, updating Facebook account and listening those highly glorified words which could be termed as “Gaali-Galoch” of sales team. If I have to rate anything worst happened in my MBA I would seriously be cruel in rating summer internship. I mean what a wastage of 2 month time. In the meanwhile I could have worked on something more important. But no!! For the sake of 100 university marks and little thing which is known as LEARNING, I am doing this.
It’s not like I am not enjoying my work. My team is very supportive, they try to give whatever a summer intern could do ( NO, it’s not updating old excel sheets or shifting chairs from here n there). I mean I am working like a part of a team. But still I think If corporate don’t plan something really good for summer interns they should not hire them.
I know whatever I have written is highly confusing. But alas it is my life. Whatever I think to do , I just do opposite and ruin my chances and come out happily. :P yes another confusing statement!!! I mean I have just become puppet of that thing called God.
Yeah I know it is a part of life and it must goes on. So in this scorching heat of northern India, I can only give one gyan “Chill maar Dhondhu”.

P.S. the title of this blog is dedicated to song which I am listening right now "Kyu mai jaagu" of movie Patiala House.