You know you are in Management college when

1)  You live life of 9 to 9 (some of my friends even named me 9 to 9) and suddenly you feel you are already working in some corporate house.

2) You start believing in saving some bucks, and to start this practice you avoid purchasing books.

3) you think everyone in your vicinity would respect you.

4) other people in your vicinity say “sala kisi kaam ka nahi tha isiliye MBA kar raha hai” behind your back.

5) while delivering any presentation you think you are president of USA and whatever would you say will be the best for the world.

6) you start wasting half of your day in planning your schedule and remaining half in planning how to execute previous plan.

7) suddenly you can ask for better pocket money from your parent on the account of increasing inflation.

8) you try to show other that you are the busiest person on this earth alive after presidents and prime ministers.

9) you waste maximum hours on facebook, twitter, linkedin etc in order to make “some connection”

10) you write such crap just before 4 days of your exams :)

Its bloody Magical

A life which is only limited to one bed, just in one room, too much helpless could not even think of doing anything but wanted to do many things. He is just fighting with his fate and long term illness which is killing each and every body organ of him. What should he do? Should he apply to the court for euthanasia? Well no more surprise left it is the story of Guzarish.

Guzarish is a story of a magician who because of accident got paralyzed. The only thing which he could move his mouth. Life would be difficult without his nurse, a beautiful Aishwarya Rai, who takes control of each and every thing. The magician believes in life and believes that everyone should respect it. He is now a famous RJ. On one fine day he appealed to the court for mercy killing i.e. Euthanasia. As usual the Indian government declined his case because Indian law still doesn’t consider mercy killing.

He once again applied for the same thing in same court but this time he too went to the court. No need to tell what happens rest, also I do not want to write story part of the movie. It is one of those movie which you should not miss. I mean in recent times, in the era of movies like golmal3, action replay etc it is one movie which will bring back your faith to hindi movies.

Bollywood has got so many directors who can actually try to make something “hatke”. It is one such attempt. I mean now Bolly directors have started making good movies on serious issues. Be it Taare Zameen Per, Black or may be Karthik calling Karthik Indian directors are just making scene better.

I remember watching Anand again and again for its great story and enthusiasm of Rajesh Khanna. I agree that Guzarish is not Anand but still it is good attempt. One could see the pain of such person in the last court scene where Hrithik tells a lawyer to spend 60 seconds in the box. One could see the fate of such person who lost so many things on that single day. Still the humor shown in the movie is just mind blowing. 

Movie has very limited number of main characters. It is the Hrithik Roshan who stole the show just with his expressions because rest of his body was paralyzed in the movie. Still playing the character is not at all easy and only actor like Hrithik could think of doing such roles that’s too with élan.  Aishwarya Rai has very limited scope of doing anything in the movie but she did it well. Just watch her in “UDI” song to enjoy the real Aishwarya in the movie.

No words could describe the great efforts put by Sanjay Leela Bhanshali in the movie. Being famous for his esthetic sets, he did not leave any coin unturned in this movie too. The direction is no doubt was best. He made sure that each and every character will live his life. In this movie he tried his hands in music too and scored well with it too. Guzarish and Udi songs are my favorite take from the movie which makes you fall in love with your life once again.

Movie has its share of ups and downs but in both the sides’ movie scored really well. I wiped my tears several times in the movie. No need to say it is new entrant in my favorite movie list.

New dhak dhak girl : Pamela

I know I am not the first and last person to write about Miss/Mrs.(whichever is applicable to her marital status now) Pamela Anderson. Her entry to the so called Indian Reality show has given a chance to Indian media industry to focus more on people rather than covering the dogs,snakes ( extra marital affairs of snakes please refer India Tv for such kind of coverage, Aaj Tak is also giving tough competition to India Tv in this context). At least Indian media has something to show now. Well enough of Indian bashing now, I should focus more on star attraction Pamela Anderson.

Her entry to the TV show has created a some ill trouble in IB department and they are forcing colours channel to delay the show by few hours. Yes it could be a precaution, may be Pamela ( trust me I did not get decent picture than this of her on Google may be I should hit Rajnikant special search to get better result) misunderstand swimming pool bank with her Baywatch set and do something ulta-sidha, May be she will once again involved in some ahem ahem scandal. So it is mandatory for Indian government to set rules before such things could even happen.

Well I am least interested about her pool side adventures, rather I should I am least interested about anything for which Pamela is famous for. But something interesting has happened on show. She was baking Indian food. Being a PETA activist, it would be helpful to learn some of Indian recipe because at least she could genuinely say that see I can also survive on any kind of foods.

By the way I am seriously waiting a call for her from BIG BOSS in confession room. No not because of some wild imaginations, but for some genuine reasons. She does not knows hindi, fine even many of other house people have tough time with that. But that confession scene would be the best of her stay in that room.

Just imagine a sudden announcement. Big boss chahate hai ki Pamela Anderson confession room mai aaye.

On listening to that Pamela will reply “Namaste”.

On which our MMS start Ashmit Patel will tell her, Big Boss is not saying Namaste to you, instead they are calling you the confession room.

On listening to that 43 year old playboy aunty will get some tension, and will show that by showing her age wrinkles on her face. ( it is a time for an advertisement, Kajol will show how Olay is reducing wrinkles from her face). What ever happen in confession room may become TRP raiser for the channel at least for one day.

I am still confused why Big Boss is paying heavy amount to useless Nude artists (yes one is Pamela and second is our Salman Khan), I mean cant they just cancel the eviction order of Dolly Bindra to make Big Boss home a little lively place after india’s legislative assemblies and parliament. I mean, even i didn’t listen this much of abusive language even in my engineering days which Dolly has used till dates.

But even happy for whatever happening in the house for certain reasons:

1)      It is giving a platform to some jobless fellows. Like except for MMS and Murder movie , i don’t recall Ashmit Patel anywhere. Same goes with Bhojpuri star Manoj Tiwari who wanted to ride cycle given by Mulayam Singh in last election but some stupid strong leader punctured his presence in that area. Dolly Bindra used to come in some movies just for some shoutings. But Big Boss has taken away the work of Veena Malik, now she is not involved in any betting related news of Pakistan.

2)      Being a media savvy, i actually lose night’s sleep because of poor Indian media. How could one channel survive only on news related to dogs, cats, cows and other animals? Atleast media people have some real people to show on their show. I will be really happy if Indian media will actually do some string operations at big boss house. I am dead sure that will be enough for Indian media to show masala news for at least 100 days.

3)      I actually like the marketing team of Colors Channel, else only a foolish person could spend money in millions just to see dropping TRPS . I mean only a fool can show their show at the same time of KBC. But they are doing it. I seriously feel good for colors marketing team and seriously want them to conduct lectures in B schools, so that Marketing students like me will not do the same mistake again.

I know big boss( read examination phobia)  may call me anytime and i may start s........ i knew it you will say that i am going away for study. Oops you are wrong one more time. Ok good night I am off to sleep.

Here i am once again.

And here I was listening to one of the best songs ever “Maa” from the movie “Taare Zameen Per”.  Sitting at least 1400 km from my mother and listening to such songs have very bad impacts on people like me.  Today I called her and thanks god she is a little fine now.  Living alone and worrying about her children has made her ill. I too feel bad whenever I think about her condition. After all it was my decision to come to Mumbai for higher education but I also thanks myself that I did not listen myself and did not apply for foreign universities. Else the situation would have worst today.

So why I am discussing about my angel on my newest blog? May be it is just like a little tribute to her for all of her sacrifice and values which she has instilled in me.  I know no stronger words can pay tribute to the person like my mother but at least I can start from somewhere.

Well coming back to the point, today I (once) again inspired by my friends who want to be get troubled by my worst writings, who want to be getting forced to read poorest English possible to start a new blog. Yes this blog will solve the purpose of coaching institutes like TIME, IMS etc to put my blog in their grammar exercise book so that students can get do practice of grammar questions.  Well whatever be the condition, I am back on my blogging world with new id, new blog name and new blog link. Those who want to welcome , please stand up and give me standing ovation and those who want to abuse me please abuse me on mad21185@yahoo.in , i will note down their Ids and will send that mail to cyber department of police.

I know I have lost my poor sense of humour, I have lost that little bit correct grammar but I may at least give try to get better and try to make this blog readable in some next coming articles. Till then do whatever you were doing because I am not bothering you to do anything.

MAD

i.e.

Mr. Ashish Dixit