Tuesday, November 30, 2010

You know you are in Management college when

1)  You live life of 9 to 9 (some of my friends even named me 9 to 9) and suddenly you feel you are already working in some corporate house.
2) You start believing in saving some bucks, and to start this practice you avoid purchasing books.
3) you think everyone in your vicinity would respect you.
4) other people in your vicinity say “sala kisi kaam ka nahi tha isiliye MBA kar raha hai” behind your back.
5) while delivering any presentation you think you are president of USA and whatever would you say will be the best for the world.
6) you start wasting half of your day in planning your schedule and remaining half in planning how to execute previous plan.
7) suddenly you can ask for better pocket money from your parent on the account of increasing inflation.
8) you try to show other that you are the busiest person on this earth alive after presidents and prime ministers.
9) you waste maximum hours on facebook, twitter, linkedin etc in order to make “some connection”
10) you write such crap just before 4 days of your exams :)

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